Excerpts From the Diary of an App Store Reviewer

Not sure what a “lingam” is, but if it means what I think it means, just thinking about it is making mine swell. Jackpot. Rejected app for inappropriate content.

and

Began examining new Flickr client app. Ends up it is surprisingly difficult to find pornographic content on Flickr. Entire day wasted.

Genius

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From my Twitter Favorites

March 16, 2009

From My Twitter Favorites

This one has to be in the top ten

There are two types of people in this world. Those who can finish a sentence

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The Best New Year’s Wish Sms I Received This Year

Merry new and happy…

No, wait.

Happy merry and new christmas…

Shit no, that ain’t it.

Uh… merry new happy and…

Damn, these hangovers. You know what I mean…

Cheers to 9002.

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