Okay, before you start hitting URLs, I am NOT an active member on Facebook or Orkut for that matter. I have accounts on the respective sites, just for the sake of it.
I found this video in one of my RSS subscriptions. Take a looksie. This is how Facebook in real life would be.

[Via Textually]

This picture had me in splits

The look on his face says it all.

[ Via TVIMH ]