The New Face of Indian News [Channels]

A comic from Fly, You Fools! about the state of the Indian News Media / Channels today. I’m not a fan of his tweets, but his comics sure bring the lulz.

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Titles at an Online Shopping Site in the UK

(Via swissmiss)

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Mozilla: Firefox Mobile could be demise of Apple’s App Store

Mozilla is touting that its mobile version of Firefox, currently codenamed Fennec, could be the beginning of the end for mobile app stores like Apple’s App Store and Android’s Market. Mozilla VP of mobile Jay Sullivan told PC Pro, “Anyone who knows JavaScript and HTML can develop a great app without having to learn a specific mobile platform.”

Oh, look. Someone woke up from his sleep induced coma.

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The iPhone Killer →

“Palm pre? No. Well probably no.
Blackberry storm? LOL. Definitely not.

AT&T? Yes. That’s the iPhone killer.”

(Via Twitter / Dan Kraft)

Excerpts From the Diary of an App Store Reviewer →

Not sure what a “lingam” is, but if it means what I think it means, just thinking about it is making mine swell. Jackpot. Rejected app for inappropriate content.

and

Began examining new Flickr client app. Ends up it is surprisingly difficult to find pornographic content on Flickr. Entire day wasted.

Genius

On Oracle Buying Sun Microsystems for $7.4b

I’m sure you must have heard the news about Oracle buying Sun Microsystems for $7.4b by now. The news spread like wild fire on twitter and when that happens, you cannot escape those awesome and witty tweets from individuals. Here’s one

I typed javac, and the prompt said “Welcome to Oracle, please enter credit card number”. Weird. ;)

(Via Daniel Hinojosa on twitter)

From My Twitter Favorites →

This one has to be in the top ten

There are two types of people in this world. Those who can finish a sentence

HTC Magic: The Phone So Good… →

The HTC Magic, exclusive to Vodafone, is only the second phone to have Google’s Android OS. It’ll be available in the countries of UK, Germany, Spain, France and Italy initially.

Now, the phone is so good that…

• They had to mention “Touch Screen” in the features, twice.
• They had to mention “Built-in GPS Navigation”, twice.
• The Camera is 3.0 to 4.0 Megapixel
• Flash or Light is one of the features and they’ve even included an Alarm Clock.
• Being “White” is also a feature

A “Category 5 Engrish Storm” Hits iTunes →

OMIKUJI is the slip to divine a fortune at the shrine and the Buddhist temple in Japan and so on.
It receives a slip with the number which was written down to one broth, the stick from the hole with the small short side of the box in the stick,
brandishing the box which a thin stick was included in.
It is written with the outline of the fortune and the fortune word of “Excellent LUCK, Middle LUCK, Small LUCK, LUCK, UNLUCKY, FATALITY”
and so on at the slip and the individual fortune of “the urge”, “The person who wants to meet”, “The lost one”, “the travel”, “the business”,
“the learning”, “the trade”, “the conflict thing”, “the love”, “the removal”, “the pigging”, “the sickness”, “the marriage proposal” is written down.

Go figure

Birthday Cake

I really wish someone gifted me a cake like this :)